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theladycheeky: Oh Mr. Deen!!!! James Deen and Stoya. Holy shit. You can tell they really are in to each other (pun not intended).
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bring-the-walls-down: NOW I CAN USE MY LEVI RAZOR TO SHAVE MY TITANIUM PEACH FUZZ. HALLELUJAH AND HOLY SHIT YOU EVEN GET A POSTER. (But seriously guys everyone needs some SNK Razors) Sources (1/2)
My jaw hit the floor. Sano drew Skutts. I just got it. *drooling over the glorious futa* I can go die happy now. (Also, that was my first commission… and holy shit it gets hard to be patient. You guys who are waiting on yours have no idea how
Was walking my dogs just now, and this guy walked past me at a faster pace. About 15 feet behind him and I could still smell the stink. Holy shit, how can you not take a bath every thanksgiving or so? Also will be very disappointed if my next anon
shiny-seoul: kpopismyseoul: blockbeats: seoulniel: really now… Wow I am so fucking disgusted with this anon. Are you kidding me? I.. wow I can not believe you. I can’t even think i’m so upset. what the fuck. Well then. holy shit is this
undertale-shitposts: UNDERTALE WON! In fact, not only did we win, but we beat OOT by a landslide. (And in case you were getting suspicious, the site admin thoroughly debunked the possibility of cheating)Holy shit, I can’t believe we actually did it.
weaponslover: For when you need to punch somebody dead from 30 feet. 12 Gauge brass cased hollow point Shotgun Shell by Oath Ammo. It can expand 2.5", literally the size of a fist. This is not a good thing omggg
feytaline-loves: motherfrigginpsas: LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY
playkiller7: jetpack-jenny: puublack: letitdie: letitdie: what’s the origin of the “This post can be reblogged by anyone”? don’t know what dd/lg blogs are. Dd/LG blogs are awesomeJust adults having fun and liking cute things you’re
injureddreams: HAPPY BIRTHDAY @wuffen !! I hope you have/had a great time ♥ Some Anders and Matias for you! I AM SCREAMING I CAN’TOH MY GODthis is so beautiful i’m gonna cry aaaAAAAAAAAAAA YOU’RE TOO GOOD TO ME I LOVE YOU I NEED TO LIE DOWN
rochasaurus-rex: aleksandr-marchant-the-third: rochasaurus-rex: aleksandr-marchant-the-third: holy shit i’m fucking tired NOT AS TIRED AS OUR TROOPS! hey can you shut the fuck up i’m tryna nap Nap? Wait until you’re a parent, then you’ll
futtture replied to your post “ #as a guy I’m interested in guys but the issue with that is that not being male presenting" HOLY SHIT SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS! Thank you, I feel less alone now. I’m bisexual but I can’t see myself
now @carolmarcus
catbountry: kramergate: casuallyjollybird: humasexuals: anti-trust: spooktune-blog:I’m not sure about a turtle but if you pick up the turtle you can use the shell to crack the egg. The turtle doesn’t even care, it just goes to sleep. this is
spinesongs: i feel like hamilton on twitter would be vaguely similar to russell crowe “simple facts, i’m not pretty, i’m not your Boy, you simpleton. send me your address so i can visit you and explain my passions”
Seriously, can you guys believe that this cute looking little asian teenager is a fucking north korean AND related to Kim Jong-il? My mind is NOT able to process this mindfuckery right now holy shit he’s actually CUTE. (The rest of the family is
Can I just say fuckin holy fuck, holy shit fuck, and what the damn mother fuck!!! Imagine this is your best friends girl, and you try to pretend you’re not affected by this beauty. That’s just cruel!!
the-hatred-machine: hungrygrox: no-this-is-jarod: oneofamillionvoices: witherd: how can you not reblog this tho Shot in the water. Holy shit. Wow that’s awesome. But not going to risk my dad’s 1911 doing this. Or maybe I will Don’t even
tragedyinremission: Do you ever just meet one person and at first it is awkward then you start talking and its like “holy shit where have you been all my life”
mrcraabs: i’m terribly sorry sir, but for the last time, no, you can not pay us in stickers. i don’t care how many stickers you have. this is a high end restaurant. holy shit that is a lot of stickers. okay just give me those and you are free to
star-lord-bucks: twerkingderp: wtfml: navi-the-xenocide: mega-meister: So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to all the music you’ve ever blogged. Oh my sweet baby Jesus. The happiness I feel right now is amazing YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND
wideop3n: here’s some shit I forgot to post like two weeks ago (not really forgot I was too anxious) ….hopefully I’ll have time to draw requests soon………..
no-this-is-jarod: oneofamillionvoices: witherd: how can you not reblog this tho Shot in the water. Holy shit.
jpeachseed: fuckimflawless:If You Have A Question I May Not Have An Answer But I Can Help You Find Someone Who Does 📑🪕Text Regina Now Holy shit!!!
goldfish945: skyremains: pati79: kittykatstark: zorascreation: Yaaaaaaaasssss Gawd! #aramaic motherfucker do you speak it? holy shit i am crying you are PERFECT CRYING. Can’t stop. OMG. I have reblogged this before, but it did not bear that
nsfwjynx: imahornydude: nsfwjynx: imahornydude: helicoils: nakedwithshoes: move holy shit I want you to make that motion while my cock is buried deep inside you. CAN YOU NOT THO You don’t even fucking know this person ewwwww why I’m confused,
tx-kx: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: mitsurugireiji: deathlyfollows: LIKE CAN YOU FUCKING NOT i can’t breathe fnuck HOLY SHIT LOL Me
eightlimbedpanda: Hahahaha holy shit so much truth. That not being able to read papers because of a paywall thing is such fucking bullshit, you find this perfect paper to prove your point and you can’t fucking access it because you have to pay about
deadliftdamsel: Can you say SQUAT DAY 💪😋 chainz and bands bevause why not 😏 290lb + 120lb chain + 50-70lb band #powerlifters #squat #chains #bands #westside #girlswholift #teamGOMETAL #unbreakable
jestre: sukottoarts: trinathewolf: rebornica: mayadile: YOOO HOLY SHIT GUYS I JUST REALIZED THAT THAT’S YOU LOOKING FROM A SUIT NOT GOGGLES DOES THIS MEAN YOU CAN HIDE IN THE EMPTY SUITS? BECAUSE IF SO THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING AND I LOVE
paperparachute: officialscud: souredcandy: i just got asked out to dinner over deviantart after being told my art’s luckluster because tity not bi g enough he sounds like hes a fuckign alien from another planet trying to figure out human courting
guys-positivity: Why was men owning a diary always a joke? Like, holy shit, journaling your emotions is the healthiest possible thing you can do. Gender literally does not change that.
indeedy: Can I just say fuckin holy fuck, holy shit fuck, and what the damn mother fuck!!! Imagine this is your best friends girl, and you try to pretend you’re not affected by this beauty. That’s just cruel!!
kathrynmaryrose: fitzefitcher: daggerpen: monicalewinsky1996: Trigger warning: Breakfast Holy shit. reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers Triggers can live deep down, and you not even realize they’re triggers until it’s
skelletoons: wholockedkelly: beggingforanythingbutreality: We shit you not PEOPLE HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT THESE? YOU CAN GET CRUNCHIES IN NEW YORK CITY HOLY SHIT THEY’RE AMAZING
sugarbaexoxo: mylipslikesuguhh: So… Why are you on SA…? Holy shit I saw this same profile not too long ago! “Demanding personalities” ? So we can’t ask for anything but he can demand or bully anything he wants from us????? Ok
dysphorism: jethrocane: the-hatred-machine: hungrygrox: no-this-is-jarod: oneofamillionvoices: witherd: how can you not reblog this tho Shot in the water. Holy shit. Wow that’s awesome. But not going to risk my dad’s 1911 doing this. Or
myeroticbunny: “Holy shit, Baby, are you sure about this? Look at these guys….and they’re not even fully hard yet. Do you understand what they’re going to do to me? Do you realize I’m about to lose my mind? Can you handle watching another man
c00kiedough: dysphorism: jethrocane: the-hatred-machine: hungrygrox: no-this-is-jarod: oneofamillionvoices: witherd: how can you not reblog this tho Shot in the water. Holy shit. Wow that’s awesome. But not going to risk my dad’s 1911 doing
feymark: jethrocane: the-hatred-machine: hungrygrox: no-this-is-jarod: oneofamillionvoices: witherd: how can you not reblog this tho Shot in the water. Holy shit. Wow that’s awesome. But not going to risk my dad’s 1911 doing this. Or maybe
Holy fucking shit if people without kids could stop preaching to me about public breastfeeding it’d be great. I’m well aware it’s a natural thing, but I’m not fucking for it and I won’t do it. It’s private, and breastfeeding is a tender moment
i-hate-the-beach: holy shit. u got me like a billion followers, well okay not actually, but can u post another ! http://almostfamousuniverse.tumblr.com/ YES OF COURSE! you’re gorgeous! thank-you so much!! go follow this hottie <3
cherubgirl: Another title-less Rupphire fanfic for you all A school AU this time. Theyre around 12 in this. I know cordless keyboards dont exist just pretend they do. Super cliche, not as much fluff as last time. Yeah. Keep reading
starlighttwinkle-mlp: Look guys! If you look in the new theme and pause at the right time you can see sapphire and rubys colors when garnet summons her weapon!!! :D
thatsthat24: mcschloemer: sirmcepic: jadejay26:mamacaptor:shayxcv:New desings of SU This time i decided not to only add the torso of each character to the hoodie, this time i decided to adapt the Whole concept of h character to a Hoodie, so, you can
korrathebamf: punkzebrass: i didnt even notice this until ceadotoh pointed it out but HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THESE TWO SNEAKING A KISS very sneaky you two but not sneaky enough lil fuckers think they can get away with this shit
gayweeddaddy69:deleteyourlife: i’m high and i can’t stop laughing holy shit Are you listening, Brazil?